What Happens at The Office

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Grievances from Dwight’s box of complaints:

  • Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.
  • Everyone has called me Dwayne all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.
  • This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder . I think he may be the real murderer.
  • Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women’s room; when I went to save the child I saw Meredith on the can.
  • This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.
  • By the end of the day, my desk was about 2 ft closer to the copier.

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