Posts tagged Dwight

• Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons. I suspect Jim Halpert.
• Everyone has called me Dwayne all day. I think Jim Halpert paid them to.
• This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder . I think he may be the real murderer.
• Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women’s room; when I went to save the child I saw Meredith on the can.
• This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.
• By the end of the day, my desk was about 2 ft closer to the copier.